i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

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A sign you’re so hungry you’d swallow a nun’s butt through a whole wall of a convent.
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You’re so famished, you’d eat a nun’s butt if it came through a convent door.
After that 12-hour shift, I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate and not even flinch.
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You’re so hungry, you’d eat a nun’s butt even if the convent gate was locked.
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I was that hungry, I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate and still ask for a drink.
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You’re so hungry, you’d swallow a nun’s butt if it came through a convent door on a Tuesday.
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I was that hungry, I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate and still complain about the texture.
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You’re so hungry, you’d eat a nun’s butt even if it had to go through a convent gate backwards.
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You’re so hungry, you’d eat a nun’s butt if it came through a convent gate with a side of bread.
I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate after skipping breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
That soup looked so good, I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate.
I was that hungry, I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate and still want dessert.
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