i could do it switch

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When a skater sees someone else learn the same trick faster and gets so mad they want to punch them in the face.
My cousin learned the kickflip in a day. I took a week. I could do it switch. I wanted to kick his butt.
She did the ollie in 2 days. I took 2 weeks. I could do it switch. I wanted to cry.
He did the board grab in 3 days. I took 3 months. I could do it switch. I wanted to throw my skateboard at him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a skater sees someone else do the same trick quicker and gets so angry they question their entire life choices.
He did the 180 in 5 days. I took 5 weeks. I could do it switch. I asked why I even bother skating.
She did the pop shove in 1 day. I took 1 month. I could do it switch. I asked if I should give up on life.
He did the kickflip in 2 days. I took 2 years. I could do it switch. I asked if I was even a real skater.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a skater sees someone else do the same trick faster and gets so annoyed they start cursing and throwing their snack at the person.
She did the ollie in 3 days. I took 3 weeks. I could do it switch. I threw my granola bar at her.
He did the 180 in 1 day. I took 1 month. I could do it switch. I cursed and threw my snack at him.
They did the board grab in 2 days. I took 2 years. I could do it switch. I threw my whole lunch at them.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a skater sees someone else do the same trick quicker and gets so jealous they start thinking about leaving the skate park forever.
She did the kickflip in 2 days. I took 2 months. I could do it switch. I wanted to leave the park and never come back.
He did the pop shove in 1 day. I took 1 week. I could do it switch. I wanted to quit skating and get a job.
They did the 180 in 3 days. I took 3 years. I could do it switch. I wanted to move to another city and forget about skateboarding.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a skater sees someone else learn the same trick faster and gets so mad they start yelling and acting like a total fool.
He did the ollie in 1 day. I took 1 week. I could do it switch. I yelled and acted like a fool in front of everyone.
She did the board grab in 3 days. I took 3 weeks. I could do it switch. I yelled and made a fool out of myself.
They did the kickflip in 2 days. I took 2 months. I could do it switch. I yelled and acted like a total idiot.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a skater sees someone else learn the same trick faster and gets so angry they start kicking the wall and acting like a wild animal.
She did the 180 in 4 days. I took 4 weeks. I could do it switch. I kicked the wall like a wild animal.
He did the pop shove in 2 days. I took 2 months. I could do it switch. I kicked the wall and made a scene.
They did the ollie in 1 day. I took 1 month. I could do it switch. I kicked the wall and acted like a beast.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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