Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so chill you'd take a dump on a pony and still say it was cool.

You could dig a pony after eating three tacos at 2 AM.

I could dig a pony if it gave me free pizza.

After that nap, I could dig a pony and a donkey.

2

You're so laid-back you’d let a pony take your lunch and still say thanks.

I could dig a pony even if it had a bad haircut.

After that movie, I could dig a pony and a zebra.

I could dig a pony if it brought me snacks.

3

You're so relaxed you'd let a pony sit on your face and still smile.

I could dig a pony if it sang me to sleep.

After that game, I could dig a pony and a goat.

I could dig a pony if it wore my socks.

4

You’re so easygoing you’d let a pony take your last chip and still say it was worth it.

I could dig a pony if it had a tattoo of my face.

I could dig a pony after that long walk.

I could dig a pony if it yelled at my brother.

5

You’re so chill you’d let a pony ride you like a skateboard and still laugh.

I could dig a pony if it danced with me.

I could dig a pony if it ate my homework.

I could dig a pony if it wore my hat.