I could buy you

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You’re so broke and low-class, I could buy you and throw you in a trash can. It’s like saying I’m richer and way cooler than you.

My cousin said, 'I could buy you and your stupid dog.'

He told me, 'I could buy you and your whole family.'

My friend said, 'I could buy you and still have change left.'

You’re so cheap, I could buy you with a dollar. You’re like a used sock at a flea market.

She said, 'I could buy you for a quarter.'

He told me, 'You’re so worthless, I could buy you with lunch money.'

My mom said, 'I could buy you with a nickel.'

You’re so low-class, I could buy you and still have enough cash to buy a burger. You’re like a broken toy.

He said, 'I could buy you and still buy a pizza.'

She told me, 'I could buy you and still have enough for a soda.'

My dad said, 'I could buy you and still have enough for a movie.'

You’re so broke, I could buy you and still have enough left to buy you a sandwich. You’re like a used tissue.

My friend said, 'I could buy you and still buy you a taco.'

He told me, 'I could buy you and still have money for a snack.'

She said, 'I could buy you and still have enough for a soda.'

You’re so unwanted, I could buy you and still not want you. You’re like a bad haircut.

He said, 'I could buy you and still not want you.'

She told me, 'I could buy you and still not want you.'

My dad said, 'I could buy you and still not want you.'