I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

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when you're so scared you think your pants are gonna poop on you, but it's just a little bit of scary
I was halfway through the horror movie when I thought my pants were about to explode with fear
The jump scare hit me so hard I swear my butt was about to talk to me
I was so spooked I thought my pants were trying to sneak out of my room
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when you're scared enough to think your pants are about to take a dump on you, but it's just a little scary
The ghost in the hallway made me think my pants were going to cry
I was so scared I thought my pants were hiding a monster
That scream was so loud I felt my pants were about to break out in a sweat
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when you're so scared you think your pants are about to poop on you, but it's not even that scary
I thought my pants were about to talk to me when the lights went out
That shadow was so creepy I thought my pants were running away
I was so scared I thought my pants were going to start a fight
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when you're scared enough to think your pants are about to fart on you, but it's just a little scary
I thought my pants were going to yell at me during the horror scene
That scream made me think my pants were about to laugh at me
I was so scared I thought my pants were going to take over my body
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when you're so scared you think your pants are about to drop dead on you, but it's just a little scary
I thought my pants were going to fall apart during the jump scare
That monster made me think my pants were going to start crying
I was so scared I thought my pants were going to run away
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when you're scared enough to think your pants are about to poop on you, but it's barely scary at all
I thought my pants were going to start a dance party during the horror movie
That ghost made me think my pants were going to whisper secrets
I was so scared I thought my pants were going to take a nap
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