i concur

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When you say you agree, but you're really just pretending to be smart.

"I concur," he said, like he was in a debate with a toaster.

"I concur," she said, even though it was obvious as a neon sign.

"I concur," he said, because he had no idea what anyone was talking about.

Saying you agree when it's so obvious it hurts your brain.

"I concur," he said, like I hadn't just explained the whole thing.

"I concur," she said, even though it was like watching paint dry.

"I concur," he said, because he had no idea what anything meant.

A fancy way of saying 'I agree,' but it's so overused it's barely a word anymore.

"I concur," he said, like he was in a fancy dictionary.

"I concur," she said, even though she just said it 20 seconds ago.

"I concur," he said, because he thought it sounded cool.

When a white kid says 'I concur' to a black kid, like it's some kind of magical spell.

"I concur," he said, like he was trying to cast a spell on me.

"I concur," she said, because she thought it was a secret handshake.

"I concur," he said, like he had just discovered the meaning of life.