I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .

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The most overused line ever said by a guy who probably had no idea what he was talking about.

My mom used it at my little brother's funeral. He died from eating too much pizza.

My teacher said it before the final exam. I failed it anyway.

My dog barked it at me when I left for the weekend. He thinks I'm a monster.

A line so cliché it should be illegal. Like wearing socks with sandals.

I used it in my speech. My classmates laughed so hard they fell out of their chairs.

My grandma said it at my cousin’s wedding. The priest facepalmed.

My friend used it in a text. I replied with a middle finger.

A line so fake it smells like a used toilet in a summer camp.

My dad said it when he forgot my birthday. I threw a pillow at him.

My teacher used it on the first day of class. I fell asleep.

My little brother said it at my funeral. He was trying to be cool.