i code

Bro sent me a meme about his ex. I code. I replied with a roast so hard it went viral.

My mom says I'm being disrespectful. I code. I text her a dirty joke and walk away.

My crush texts me 'Hey.' I code. I respond with 'I know what you're doing.'

My friend tried to prank me. I code. I knew it was him before he even said anything.

My teacher called me out in class. I code. I just smiled and said, 'You got me.'

My dad said I was lazy. I code. I told him I was just saving energy for my next prank.

My crush told me a joke. I code. I laughed so hard I cried.

My friend asked me how I knew he was sad. I code. I just said, 'You always look like a sad potato.'

My mom yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza. I code. I told her I was just doing my job.

My friend challenged me to a dance-off. I code. I beat him and made him cry.

My teacher gave me a hard time. I code. I gave her a hard time right back.

My crush asked me out. I code. I said yes and made him blush.

My friend said he was going to skip class. I code. I told him I'd join him.

My crush smiled at me. I code. I smiled back and winked.

My mom said I was being annoying. I code. I said I was just being myself.