i choose you pikachu

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Ash yells this when he picks Pikachu to fight, like it's the only option and everyone else is a disgrace.

Ash: 'I choose you Pikachu!' while pointing at the other Pokémon like they’re dead.

Ash yells it during a battle because he forgot to train the other Pokémon.

Ash says it when he’s tired and just wants to win without thinking.

A modern way to say 'I choose you Pikachu' but it's more like 'I pick you Pikachu because I'm lazy and you're cute.'

Ash says it while eating a sandwich during a battle.

Ash uses it when he’s distracted by a squirrel.

Ash says it while looking at a Pokémon battle like it's a video game.

You scream this while having sex and slapping your balls like you’re trying to kill the woman.

'I choose you Pikachu!' while slapping your balls like it's a wrestling match.

You yell it during a bad sexual encounter with a stranger.

You scream it while your partner is trying to leave the room.