i ching

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A fancy Chinese fortune cookie that tells you your life is a disaster, but you’ll probably still believe it.

My I Ching said I’d fail my math test. I did. And I cried.

She used the I Ching to pick her ex back. Now she’s crying again.

I asked the I Ching if I’d get a raise. It said no. I got a raise. It said I’m cursed.

When you drop a lot of cash so fast it sounds like a bell ringing in a rich guy’s mansion.

He cha-chinged at the casino. The dealer fainted.

She cha-chinged so loud, the barista asked for a raise.

He cha-chinged on the stock market. Now he’s rich and also weird.