I caught this house

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They snuck into the house like a thief in the night and now they’re living it up while you’re stuck outside like a sad dog.

I caught this house like a ninja in a pajama party

This house is my new prison and I’m the king of the break-in

I caught this house and now I’m the boss and you’re the janitor

They broke in without even knocking and now they’re lounging in your living room like it’s their own.

I caught this house and now I’m chilling in your spot like I own it

This house is now my playground and you’re the loser

I caught this house and now I’m the VIP while you’re the beggar

They got in the house with no help and now they’re taking all the glory while you’re left with nothing but your sadness.

I caught this house and now I’m the hero and you’re the sidekick

This house is now my castle and you’re the prisoner

I caught this house and now I’m the boss and you’re the employee