Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake way to say you don't care, but really you're just trying to shut the other person up before they get too loud.

'I care? Please. I'm still waiting for you to finish your rant.'

'I care? Bro, I could've been sleeping.'

'I care? I'm just trying to get through this day without crying.'

2

A lie you tell yourself when you're actually mad, jealous, or really fed up with someone.

'I care? Oh please, I've had enough of your dumb jokes.'

'I care? I was just trying to be nice.'

'I care? I'm not even listening to you anymore.'

3

You say it to someone who just made you lose your cool, and you're not even trying to be polite.

'I care? I just saw your face and I wanted to punch it.'

'I care? You're the reason I'm late for work.'

'I care? I'm still mad about last week.'

4

You say it when you're completely indifferent, like you're watching a train pass by and it doesn't even matter.

'I care? I was looking at the sky and I didn't even notice.'

'I care? I just want to eat my cereal in peace.'

'I care? I'm more interested in my phone.'

5

You say it when you're so fed up with someone, you'd rather die than deal with their nonsense.

'I care? I'd rather be dead than listen to you again.'

'I care? I'm ignoring you like you're not even here.'

'I care? I'm just going to pretend you don't exist.'

6

You say it when you're telling someone to stop being a pain in the neck and you're not even trying to be kind.

'I care? I'm sick of your dumb questions.'

'I care? You're the worst.'

'I care? I'm just trying to be polite.'

7

You say it when you're tired of listening to someone talk and you're just trying to make them stop.

'I care? I'm tired of your dumb story.'

'I care? I just want to go to bed.'

'I care? I'm not even paying attention anymore.'