Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're a total weirdo. You need a therapist and a lot of pizza.

I can't with you. You think aliens live in your sock drawer.

I can't with you. You told my mom I was a vampire.

I can't with you. You tried to communicate with a pigeon.

2

You said something so crazy, it gave me a headache and a laugh.

I can't with you. You said you turned your teacher into a chicken.

I can't with you. You claimed your dog could speak Spanish.

I can't with you. You told your dad you were a superhero.

3

You're the best. I love you like you're my favorite snack, and I still can't believe you're real.

I can't with you. You passed my math test for me.

I can't with you. You got me a free soda.

I can't with you. You saved my life during lunch.

4

You asked for a hand job, and I'm not even mad.

I can't with you. You asked for a hand job in front of my mom.

I can't with you. You asked for a hand job during class.

I can't with you. You asked for a hand job on my birthday.

5

I said that to you because you looked it up and I'm not afraid to tell you I'm mad.

I can't with you. You looked it up and I'm mad.

I can't with you. You looked it up in front of my friends.

I can't with you. You looked it up during my nap.

6

You said that to someone who was trying to kill you, and you actually had the guts to do it.

I can't with you. You told a guy with a knife to back off.

I can't with you. You said that to my brother when he was angry.

I can't with you. You told a bull to stop charging.

7

You're being a total mess, and I'm either laughing at you or facepalming.

I can't with you. You spilled your whole lunch on my shirt.

I can't with you. You cried during a math test.

I can't with you. You tried to eat a whole pizza by yourself.