I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

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A middle-aged New Englander with a Boston accent and a heart full of Patriots hate says this when he smells the dinosaur crunch from across the parking lot like it’s a curse from God.
I can’t wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch! It’s like the Patriots lost again and I’m gonna eat it all.
That dinosaur crunch smells like my ex-wife’s cooking. I’m gonna need a whole box.
I’m 45 and I still say that phrase like it’s the national anthem.
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A grumpy New Englander who still thinks the Patriots are the best says this like it’s a holy mission when he sees the dinosaur crunch on the menu.
That dinosaur crunch looks like it’s gonna save my soul. I’m getting two of them.
If I don’t get that dinosaur crunch, I’ll scream in the lobby like a kid who didn’t get Christmas.
I came here for the crunch. I’m not leaving until I eat it.
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A man with a Boston accent, a love for the Patriots, and a hatred for everything else says this when the crunch is so good it makes him forget his own name.
That dinosaur crunch is so good I forgot my name. I’m Steve now.
I’m gonna eat that crunch so fast it’ll be like a Patriots win in the 4th quarter.
I can’t wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch! I might die from happiness.
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