I can't see how that happened

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What you say when you spot a woman who looks like she just got run over by a bus and also has a kid crying on her shoulder. You're basically saying the devil is nearby.
I can't see how that happened. That woman looks like she was born in a dumpster.
I can't see how that happened. She's got three kids and a face like a kicked dog.
I can't see how that happened. She looks like she just fought a troll and lost.
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You yell this when you see a woman who looks like she's been through hell and back, and she's also holding a screaming kid. You're basically saying the devil is wearing a parka.
I can't see how that happened. She’s got a kid crying and a face that screams ‘I’ve had enough.’
I can't see how that happened. She looks like she just got hit by a truck and a toddler.
I can't see how that happened. She's got a kid, a face like a raccoon, and a bad attitude.
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You say this when you see a woman who looks like she’s been dragged through a mud puddle by a dog, and she’s also holding a kid who looks like they’re about to cry.
I can't see how that happened. She looks like she was dragged through a mud puddle by a very angry dog.
I can't see how that happened. She’s got a kid with a face like a sad puppy.
I can't see how that happened. She looks like she just fought a raccoon and lost.
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