I can't see

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What you yell when you look at a screen and see a red x like it's mocking you. You're blind, stupid, and probably forgot to plug in your damn phone.

I can't see, my phone is broken and I'm crying inside.

I can't see, this picture is a red x and I'm tired.

I can't see, I just saw a red x and I want to die.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What a pilot yells when they're lost, blinded by rain, and their co-pilot is lying about knowing where the runway is. It’s like the sky is trying to kill them.

I can't see, I'm flying through a storm and I'm scared.

I can't see, I'm in the clouds and I'm panicking.

I can't see, I'm flying and I don't know where I am.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Ray Charles can't see a damn thing when he's playing the piano. He's just making up for it with his soul and some really loud music.

I can't see, I'm playing piano and I'm blind.

I can't see, I'm Ray Charles and I'm crying.

I can't see, I'm playing piano and I'm having a breakdown.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you say when your bees are gone and you're just left with their empty hives. You're probably sad, confused, and thinking about buying a new hive.

I can't see, my bees are gone and I'm sad.

I can't see, I looked in my hive and it's empty.

I can't see, my bees left and I'm crying.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you say when you see a woman with kids and you're like, ‘this is a mess.’ You're probably a troll, and you're just trying to make it worse.

I can't see, that woman and her kids look like a disaster.

I can't see, she’s got three kids and no idea what’s going on.

I can't see, she looks like she just got kicked out of a house.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you say when someone else is wrong and you're right. You're probably being smug and enjoying the pain of others.

I can't see, you're wrong and I'm right.

I can't see, you're making a mistake and I'm happy.

I can't see, I'm right and you're wrong.

by Slangipedia 11d ago