Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you’re stuck with them like a bad tooth you can’t pull

I can’t let you go, you’re my favorite pain.

You’re like my second breakfast, I can’t let you go.

You’re my last hope, I can’t let you go.

2

you’re like a bad habit you can’t break

I can’t let you go, you’re my worst habit.

You’re like my morning coffee, I can’t let you go.

I can’t let you go, you’re my toxic addiction.

3

you’re the only one who puts up with your nonsense

You’re the only one who puts up with my nonsense, I can’t let you go.

I can’t let you go, you’re my only sanity.

You’re the only one who doesn’t leave me in the dust.

4

you’re the only one who doesn’t make you want to punch them

You’re the only one who doesn’t make me want to punch them, I can’t let you go.

I can’t let you go, you’re the only one who doesn’t annoy me.

You’re the only one who doesn’t make me want to scream.

5

you’re like a broken phone you just can’t throw away

You’re like my broken phone, I can’t let you go.

I can’t let you go, you’re my old phone that still works.

You’re like my phone, I can’t let you go even if you’re broken.

6

you’re like a bad pizza you can’t stop eating

You’re like my bad pizza, I can’t stop eating you.

I can’t let you go, you’re my favorite bad pizza.

You’re like my leftover pizza, I can’t let you go.