I can’t let my eggs burn

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When you're so eager to see someone, you're ready to throw your eggs in the fire just to make it happen.

I can’t let my eggs burn, I need to see you before my breakfast turns into charcoal.

I can’t let my eggs burn, I’d rather burn my face than miss your text.

I can’t let my eggs burn, I’m so hungry for your attention, I’m ready to eat my own face.

You’re so ready to see someone, you’d rather burn your eggs than wait a second longer.

I can’t let my eggs burn, I’m already half-cooked and I’m not even ready to meet you.

I can’t let my eggs burn, my breakfast is more important than my patience.

I can’t let my eggs burn, I’d rather be a charcoal briquette than wait for you.

You’re so desperate to see someone, you’re ready to scream at your eggs until they burst.

I can’t let my eggs burn, I’m yelling at my plate like it’s your ex.

I can’t let my eggs burn, I’m so ready to see you, I’m gonna scream my eggs into oblivion.

I can’t let my eggs burn, my eggs are getting a standing ovation from my frustration.