I can‘t get my head around you

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Your brain is like a broken toaster. I plug you in and nothing works. You’re a mess and I don’t even know why.

My mom says I’m like a broken toaster. I’m confused and I’m tired.

My friend thinks I’m a broken toaster. I just want to be fixed.

I told my teacher I’m a broken toaster. She gave me detention.

You’re the worst kind of chaos. I can’t figure you out and I don’t want to. You’re like a bad pizza that won’t stop talking.

My pizza won’t stop talking. I’m mad and I’m hungry.

My friend said I’m like a bad pizza. I just want to throw it away.

I told my brother I’m like a bad pizza. He laughed at me.

You’re like a raccoon in a library. You make no sense and you’re loud. I can’t handle you and I don’t want to try.

My raccoon is in the library. I can’t focus and I’m annoyed.

My teacher said I’m like a raccoon. I’m embarrassed and I’m confused.

I told my friend I’m like a raccoon. He said I’m a loud mess.