I can't find the stupid link

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the rage you feel when someone messes up a link so bad it feels like they threw it in a blender
"I clicked the link and it took me to a cat video. What even is life?", @User123
DM: "You said the link was here. It wasn’t. I’m gonna fail this class."
Tweet: "I followed the link. It led to a dead end. My brain is now a dead end."
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when you search for the link like it's a missing friend and you're the detective
"I looked everywhere. The link is gone. I'm gonna have to live without it.", @LinkDetective
Tweet: "I scoured the page like it was a crime scene. The link was nowhere to be found."
DM: "I'm not a detective. I'm just looking for a link."
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the brain freeze you get when the link is nowhere to be found and you're just trying to survive the day
"I had a brain freeze. The link wasn't there. I'm now a brain-freeze survivor.", @LinkSurvivor
Tweet: "I tried to find the link. My brain froze. I now live in a brain freeze."
DM: "I looked for the link. My brain gave up. I’m now a brain-freeze zombie."
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when the link is missing and you're just screaming into the void like it's your last hope
Tweet: "I screamed into the void. The link didn't answer. I'm now a void person."
DM: "I yelled at the link. It was dead. Now I'm dead too."
Comment: "I screamed into the void and got nothing. My life is now a void."
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when the link is missing and you feel like the writer did this on purpose to make you cry
Tweet: "The link wasn't there. I cried. I'm now a crybaby."
DM: "The link was gone. I cried. My eyes are now broken."
Comment: "The link wasn't there. I cried like it was my last link to happiness."
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