I can’t feel my legs

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This is what you yell when your legs turn into smoke and your brain forgets how to work.
After getting hit by a bus and still trying to text.
When you sit on a hot pizza for three hours straight.
Right before you give up on life and start crying in the middle of the street.
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You say it when your legs are so numb they might as well be dead and your brain is throwing a tantrum.
After standing in line for six hours at the DMV.
When you tried to run a marathon and failed spectacularly.
Right after your mom yelled at you for eating too much pizza.
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This is what you whisper when your legs feel like they’re being tortured by invisible ninjas.
After doing 100 push-ups and 50 sit-ups without breaking a sweat.
When you tried to dance and your legs gave up on you.
Right after your dad made you eat a whole pie for breakfast.
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