i cant feel my face

I just ate six tacos and drank a whole bottle of vodka. I can't feel my face.

My friend tried to kiss me, and I thought he was trying to eat a sock.

I looked in the mirror and it looked like my face was on fire.

I took three hits of the vape and now I feel like I’ve been zapped by a ghost.

I tried to laugh and my face didn’t move. It’s like I’ve got a brick in my mouth.

My mom called me and I didn’t realize she was talking to me.

I drank so much soda I feel like my face is melting.

I tried to talk and my mouth was full of noodles.

I looked in the mirror and it looked like I had a noodle soup on my face.