i can't even with you

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You say this when someone is acting like a total disaster and you're too tired to deal with it. It’s like when your friend spills coffee on your shirt and then trips over a chair.
I can't even with you right now. You just ruined my day.
I can't even with you. You're like a tornado in a classroom.
I can't even with you. You turned my sandwich into a science experiment.
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You’re telling the truth so hard it’s like you’re yelling it from the top of a mountain. No lies. No drama. Just pure honesty.
I can't even with you. You told me the whole truth, no messing around.
I can't even with you. You’re like a truth-telling robot.
I can't even with you. You didn’t even try to lie.
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You’re being 100% real. Like when your mom catches you eating the last slice of pizza and you don’t even try to hide it.
I can't even with you. You didn’t even try to cover it up.
I can't even with you. You're like a detective who won't let you off the hook.
I can't even with you. You just said it all out loud.
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