I can't even know

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When someone is so wasted they can’t even think straight and their brain is basically a puddle of regret.

"I can't even know" after drinking 12 beers and trying to text his ex.

"I can't even know" while trying to remember why he came home in the first place.

"I can't even know" after eating three whole pizzas and a bag of chips.

Used when someone is so messed up they can’t even process what’s happening, like their brain got run over by a truck.

"I can't even know" after getting hit by a car and still trying to eat a burrito.

"I can't even know" while watching a horror movie and crying like a baby.

"I can't even know" after getting dumped and drinking 5 energy drinks.

When you’re so drunk you can’t even figure out your own thoughts, and your brain is like a confused dog.

"I can't even know" after downing a whole bottle of vodka and trying to talk to his mom.

"I can't even know" while trying to remember his own name.

"I can't even know" after eating 10 tacos and still being hungry.

When you're so wasted your brain is like a broken toaster, and you can’t even think straight.

"I can't even know" after drinking 8 shots and trying to do his taxes.

"I can't even know" while trying to remember where he put his phone.

"I can't even know" after eating a whole cake and still wanting more.

Used when you're so drunk you can’t even remember your own name, and your brain is basically a pile of garbage.

"I can't even know" after drinking 10 beers and trying to talk to his dad.

"I can't even know" while trying to remember why he came to the party.

"I can't even know" after eating three burgers and still being hungry.

When someone is so wasted they can’t even process what’s going on, like their brain was fried in a microwave.

"I can't even know" after drinking 7 shots and trying to text his crush.

"I can't even know" while trying to remember his own birthday.

"I can't even know" after eating 6 hot dogs and still being full.