i cant even front

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I’m so broken I can’t even lie straight.
My grades are so bad I can’t even front I did the homework.
I got caught eating my lunch in the library and I couldn’t even front I was studying.
I told my mom I did my chores and she saw the mess and I couldn’t even front.
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My mouth is so full of crap I can’t even make up a story.
I got caught sneaking snacks into class and couldn’t even front I was paying attention.
I told my friend I had a date and then I got caught eating pizza at the mall.
I said I had a dog and the teacher saw me walking a chicken.
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I’m so busted I can’t even make up a fake excuse.
My dad saw me playing video games instead of doing my math homework and I couldn’t even front.
I told my teacher I had a stomachache and then I got sick in class.
I said I was going to the library and came back with a pizza box.
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I’m so messed up I can’t even fake a good story.
I said I was doing my homework and my mom walked in and saw me playing Fortnite.
I told my friend I was going to the store and came back with ice cream.
I said I had a test and then I got caught drawing on my desk.
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My brain is so fried I can’t even make up a lie.
I told my teacher I had a test and then I got caught reading a comic book.
I said I was doing my chores and my brother saw me playing video games.
I told my mom I was going to bed and then I got caught eating cereal at 2 a. m.
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I’m so busted I can’t even make up a fake reason.
I said I was going to the park and came back with a pizza box.
I told my friend I had a dog and then I got caught walking a chicken.
I said I was doing my homework and my teacher walked in and saw me playing a video game.
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