I can't even

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Used on Tumblr when your brain explodes from too much drama, and you literally can’t process anything else because you’re too busy screaming into a pillow.

My ex just posted a 300-word rant about how I never loved him. I can't even.

My cat died and my mom still won't stop talking about her new boyfriend. I can't even.

I tried to read a fanfic and it had 12 different characters. I can't even.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When your brain short-circuits from too much stress and you literally can’t do anything else because your thoughts are just screaming at you.

My math test was impossible and I had to explain it to my little brother. I can't even.

My mom asked me to clean my room and I had to do my homework. I can't even.

I tried to watch a movie and my dog kept barking. I can't even.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you’re so emotionally wrecked you literally can’t function because your brain is just a pile of broken pieces.

My crush just broke up with me and now I’m crying in the hallway. I can't even.

My friend just told me I failed my test. I can't even.

I tried to text my crush and I just cried in my math class. I can't even.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

This phrase came from Instagram and now it's just another stupid white girl word that means you're too dumb to understand something simple.

My friend posted a meme and I had to explain it to her. I can't even.

I tried to tell her about my day and she just said 'I can't even'.

She posted a photo of her dog and I had to explain why it was cute. I can't even.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you’re so confused or shocked you can’t even begin to wrap your brain around what just happened.

I saw my crush with my best friend and I was like 'I can't even'.

My mom told me I had to clean my room again. I can't even.

My teacher just announced a pop quiz and I was like 'I can't even'.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

White girls say this when they’re too dumb to understand something because they’ve been living in a bubble of Instagram and Starbucks for too long.

I saw a post about a person who lived in a van and I said 'I can't even'.

My friend posted a photo of her meal and I said 'I can't even'.

I saw a movie and I said 'I can't even' because I didn’t understand it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you get so worked up about something you start talking like a white girl in a Starbucks line, and you literally can’t even function.

I saw my crush with my best friend and I started talking like a white girl. I can't even.

I was so excited about my test I started talking like a white girl. I can't even.

I was so mad I started talking like a white girl. I can't even.

by Slangipedia 11d ago