i can't eat FIRE !

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screaming at people who can eat lava for breakfast and think burning your tongue is a hobby

i can't eat fire ! you just had a lava pizza and you're fine !

i can't eat fire ! you're like a flamingo in a microwave !

i can't eat fire ! your mouth is made of bricks !

telling someone who has a mouth like a volcano that you're still alive and not a charred skeleton

i can't eat fire ! you're like a hot dog in a blowtorch !

i can't eat fire ! your tongue is a grilled cheese sandwich !

i can't eat fire ! your mouth is a nuclear reactor !

yelling at the person who eats fire like it's a snack and you're the one who got the burns

i can't eat fire ! you're like a dragon with a toothpick !

i can't eat fire ! your mouth is a fire truck !

i can't eat fire ! you're the pizza and i'm the burn !