I can't drive 55

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A stupid song by Sammy Hagar about how he can't drive at 55 because he's too dumb and too lazy to keep up with the speed limit.

My uncle listens to this song every time he gets stuck in traffic.

My mom said this song is the reason she can't stand Sammy Hagar.

I texted my friend, 'This song is why I hate driving.'

A song about people who are too dumb to drive 55 because they think 55 is the fastest you can go.

My brother says this song is why he drives like a grandma.

My friend texts me, 'I can't drive 55, I'm too tired.'

My teacher played this song and said it's the worst song ever.

A song that makes people want to scream because it's about not being able to drive 55 and being stuck in traffic like a dumbass.

I yelled at my dad, 'Why do you listen to this song? It's stupid!'

My cousin says this song is why he can't drive 55.

I texted my friend, 'This song is the worst.'