I can't compeed

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Your blister is so messed up it won't even take a Compeed band aid because it's already a meaty mess
My foot looks like a sausage link. Compeed won't touch it.
I tried to put a band aid on my blister and it just fell off like it was ashamed.
My blister is so raw it's like it's screaming for help.
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You're so blistered you can't even fake a Compeed band aid on it
I tried to put a band aid on my blister and it just fell off like it was embarrassed.
My foot is so ruined I can't even make it look good with a band aid.
Compeed is for people with normal blisters. I have a foot war.
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Your blister is so bad it won't even let a Compeed band aid near it
Compeed tried to save me, but my blister just laughed in its face.
My blister is like a beast that won't let a band aid near it.
I tried to use a Compeed and my blister just threw it away.
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