I can't care

I can't care if you fail your math test again. Your brain is full of glitter and nonsense.

I can't care if your dog eats my homework. My grades are already dead.

I can't care if you scream at me during lunch. I'm eating my burger in peace.

I can't care if you spilled soda on my shirt. My shirt is already a disaster.

I can't care if you drew a mustache on the principal's face. He looks like a confused cat.

I can't care if you turned my math test into a origami bird. It’s flying away.

I can't care if you made my lunch a mystery box. I'm too tired to open it.

I can't care if you told my crush I like tacos. My crush is already weird.

I can't care if you made me wear a hat during the spelling bee. My brain is on strike.

I can't care if you drew a mustache on my face. I look like a confused pirate.

I can't care if you turned my math homework into a pizza. My brain is full of cheese.

I can't care if you screamed my name in the hallway. I'm already used to the noise.

I can't care if you turned my desk into a jungle. My desk is already wild.

I can't care if you brought a chicken to class. I'm too busy being a chicken myself.

I can't care if you spilled glitter on my face. My face is already glittery.