I can't breathe with a mask on

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A whiny excuse from a Karen who thinks the world revolves around her and can't handle the tiny bit of air that's left when you wear a mask.

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm dying!' while eating a whole bag of chips.

'Why do I have to wear a mask? I can't breathe! I'm a princess!'

Screaming at the cashier, 'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm going to suffocate!'

A fancy way of saying 'I'm too fat to wear a mask and I hate life.'

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I feel like I'm drowning in my own laziness.'

Yelling at the bus driver, 'I can't breathe with a mask on, I need more oxygen and a snack.'

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm a human meatball and I'm suffocating.'

What a Karen says when she thinks the virus is the worst thing ever and not the fact that she can't breathe with a mask on.

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm going to die from the virus and the lack of air!'

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I need to breathe, I need to live, I need to be pampered.'

Screaming at the grocery store, 'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm going to suffocate and blame you!'

A Karen's excuse when she can't handle the mask and the fact that she's not getting enough air.

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm being smothered by the mask and my own stupidity.'

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I need to breathe, I need to eat, I need to complain.'

Screaming at the doctor, 'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm going to die and I didn't even get my way!'

What a Karen says when she can't handle the mask and thinks the world is against her.

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm being attacked by a mask and the world is against me!'

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm suffocating and I need a raise.'

Screaming at the gym, 'I can't breathe with a mask on, I can't workout, I can't live, I'm a Karen!'

A Karen's way of saying the mask is the worst thing ever and she can't breathe.

'I can't breathe with a mask on, the mask is evil and I'm its victim.'

'I can't breathe with a mask on, I'm being suffocated by a mask and I hate life.'

Yelling at the restaurant, 'I can't breathe with a mask on, I need air and a side of fries.'