I can't be ringed

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I can't be ringed is a Scottish way of saying you're too lazy to do anything. It's like saying you'd rather poop than move.
'I can't be ringed, mate. My pants are too tight for this.'
'I can't be ringed. I'm still recovering from yesterday's ring-piece.'
'I can't be ringed. I just stared at the toilet for ten minutes.'
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I can't be ringed is a fancy way of saying you're too tired to lift a finger. It’s like giving up before the game starts.
'I can't be ringed. I just ate a whole pie for breakfast.'
'I can't be ringed. My ring-piece is on strike.'
'I can't be ringed. I just watched a documentary about poop.'
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I can't be ringed is when you’re too lazy to even pretend you want to do something. You're just flat out refusing to move.
'I can't be ringed. I'm still mad at my ring-piece from last week.'
'I can't be ringed. I don't even know what time it is.'
'I can't be ringed. I just yelled at a sock.'
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I can't be ringed is a Scottish swear word for being too lazy to do anything. It's like saying your ring-piece is in charge.
'I can't be ringed. I just sat here for an hour.'
'I can't be ringed. I'm still arguing with my ring-piece.'
'I can't be ringed. I just screamed at the TV.'
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I can't be ringed is when you’re so lazy you don’t even want to use your brain. You just want to sit and stare.
'I can't be ringed. I just stared at my ring-piece for 10 minutes.'
'I can't be ringed. I just yelled at my sock.'
'I can't be ringed. I just screamed at my mom.'
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I can't be ringed is a Scottish way of saying you’re too lazy to even move. You’re just sitting there like a statue.
'I can't be ringed. I'm still arguing with my ring-piece.'
'I can't be ringed. I just watched a documentary about my ring-piece.'
'I can't be ringed. I just sat there for 20 minutes.'
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