I can't be fucked

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Too lazy and worn out to even think about doing something. Like your brain shut off and your butt glued to the couch.

'I can't be fucked to get up and make coffee. I'm just going to drink soda out of the can.'

'I can't be fucked to reply to my mom's texts. Let her think I'm dead.'

'I can't be fucked to brush my teeth. My breath smells like a dead raccoon.'

When someone is so confused and weird that they make you question your whole life. Like they're a mystery wrapped in a riddle.

'Sus lol ඞ, why are you wearing a hat at 3 a. m.?'

'Sus lol ඞ, did you just eat a sock?'

'Sus lol ඞ, are you a ghost?'

When someone posts a GIF so boring it makes you want to scream. Like it’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen.

'That GIF of a cat blinking? I can’t even. It’s like watching paint dry.'

'Why is this GIF of a potato growing? I can't be fucked to watch it.'

'That GIF of a man sighing? I want to punch him.'