i cannot englishy

My cousin tried to order pizza and said 'I want a cheeseburger with no cheese.' The waiter looked at him like he was a alien.

My teacher said, 'What is this? A poem? It looks like a baboon wrote it in crayon.'

I tried to explain my job to my mom. She said, 'You work at a place where people yell at each other? That's a job?'

My friend asked for a coffee and said 'I want a drink that has beans in it.' The barista gave him a smoothie.

I texted my dad, 'I’m gonna be late.' He replied, 'You’re gonna be late? That’s a problem? I was late to my own birth!'

At the doctor’s office, I said I had a headache. The doctor said, 'You have a headache? That’s not a problem. I have a life problem.'

I asked the waitress for a salad. She said, 'You want a salad? You could have a whole garden!'

My friend said, 'I’m gonna eat lunch.' I said, 'You’re gonna eat lunch? You could be eating a horse!'

My brother said, 'I’m gonna go to sleep.' I said, 'You’re gonna go to sleep? You could be going to a dream party!'