i Cannibalize little men

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I eat tiny humans for fun I like midgets best kids are too messy and their flavor is wretched

I just ate a midget he was tasty and had a good kick

Kids are like soggy french fries I can’t stand them

I prefer midgets they don’t leave a mess in my stomach

I snack on little guys I’d rather chew on midgets than kids they’re too icky and their taste is awful

Midgets are like gourmet food kids are like expired pizza

I’m eating a kid now he’s squirming and it’s annoying

I’d rather have a midget for dinner than a crying kid

I turn little men into food midgets are my favorite kids are too messy and I hate their taste

I just had a midget for lunch he was delicious

Kids are like a bad meal I can’t finish

Midgets are the best I eat them every Friday