I can teach you my language

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The most obvious way to say you want to bone someone. Used when the people involved are from totally different places and speak totally different languages.
"I can teach you my language," he said, while winking at her from across the bar.
"I can teach you my language," he texted me during lunch break.
She said, "I can teach you my language," while pulling me into the back of the store.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid way to say you want to have sex. Usually said by someone who thinks they're smooth because they know another language.
He said, "I can teach you my language," while trying to kiss me in the airport.
"I can teach you my language," he said, while standing in the middle of the street.
She said, "I can teach you my language," as if that made her cool.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A crude way to say you want to get laid. Used when someone is trying too hard to sound fancy.
He said, "I can teach you my language," and then tried to French kiss me in front of everyone.
"I can teach you my language," he said while trying to steal my fries.
She said, "I can teach you my language," while giving me the most awkward hug ever.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A dumb way to say you want to have sex. Usually said by someone who thinks they're hot because they're from another country.
He said, "I can teach you my language," and then tried to dance with me in the grocery store.
"I can teach you my language," he said, while trying to impress my mom.
She said, "I can teach you my language," and then tried to sing to me in a loud restaurant.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid line used to try and seduce someone. Usually said by someone who thinks knowing another language makes them cool.
He said, "I can teach you my language," while trying to steal my phone.
"I can teach you my language," he said, while trying to impress my best friend.
She said, "I can teach you my language," and then tried to make me laugh at her bad joke.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A dumb way to say you want to bone someone. Used when someone is trying way too hard to sound fancy.
He said, "I can teach you my language," while trying to flirt with my dog.
"I can teach you my language," he said, while trying to steal my snack.
She said, "I can teach you my language," and then tried to make me cry at her bad joke.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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