i can show u the world

I can show you the world and you’ll be crying in the shower at 2 AM.

I can show you the world and your life will feel like a bad movie.

I can show you the world and your friends will start calling you ‘the worst’.

I can show you the world and your brain will explode from the vibes.

I can show you the world and your mom will start calling you ‘the new king’.

I can show you the world and your dog will start doing backflips.

I can show you the world and you’ll be too stunned to breathe.

I can show you the world and your phone will start vibrating on its own.

I can show you the world and your teacher will start crying in class.