I can see your tampon string from here

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you yell at your guy friend when he's whining about something, calling him a crybaby who's still on the blob
'I can see your tampon string from here, Mike. Shut up and man up, you sissy.'
'You're moaning like a girl who's still on the blob. I can see your tampon string from here.'
'You're whining about your coffee like it's the end of the world. I can see your tampon string from here.'
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you say to your dude when he's being a whiny mess and still on the blob
'I can see your tampon string from here, Jake. You're still on the blob and you're being a total whiny mess.'
'You're acting like a baby who's still on the blob. I can see your tampon string from here.'
'You're being a whiny mess, and I can see your tampon string from here. You're still on the blob, you fool.'
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you shout at your guy friend when he's being a moaning mess and still on the blob
'I can see your tampon string from here, Sam. You're still on the blob and you're being a moaning mess.'
'You're moaning like a girl who's still on the blob. I can see your tampon string from here.'
'I can see your tampon string from here. You're still on the blob, and you're being a moaning mess.'
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