I can see through your eyes

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When you can see what someone else is seeing, like they’re showing you their peephole view of the world, and you’re just there to get messed with.
My ex and I both watched the same movie at the same time. I knew what she was thinking before she said it. I called her out. She cried. I laughed.
He sent me a picture of his dinner. I saw the same thing in my head. I told him I was inside his brain. He said I was inside his head. I said he was wrong. I was inside his eyes.
We were both looking at the same sunset. I said, 'You can see through my eyes.' He said, 'No, I can see through yours.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
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Like when you and someone else are looking at the same thing, and you can tell they’re thinking the same dumb thing you’re thinking. It’s like you’re both in a headlock with the same thought.
We were both watching the same commercial. I said, 'That ad is a scam.' He said, 'You know what I think?' I said, 'You think it’s a scam too.' He said, 'I was about to say that.'
She looked at the same weird cat video I did. I said, 'You’re thinking the same thing.' She said, 'I’m not even going to argue.'
We were both staring at the same messy room. I said, 'You’re thinking this is a disaster.' She said, 'I was about to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
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When two people are looking at the same thing, and they both know what the other is thinking. It's like they're sharing a secret, but it's not a secret, it's just dumb.
We both saw the same broken phone. I said, 'That’s the worst phone ever.' She said, 'I was going to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
He looked at the same weird meme I did. I said, 'You’re thinking the same thing.' He said, 'I was about to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
We both saw the same ugly haircut. I said, 'You think that’s ugly too.' He said, 'I was about to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
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When you and someone else are both looking at the same thing, and you know exactly what they're thinking. It’s like you’re both in the same brain, but you’re not. You’re just both stupid.
We were both looking at the same boring lecture. I said, 'This is the worst lecture ever.' He said, 'I was about to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
She looked at the same dumb ad I did. I said, 'You think that’s stupid too.' She said, 'I was about to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
We both saw the same dumb joke. I said, 'You think that’s funny too.' He said, 'I was about to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
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When two people are seeing the same thing, and they both know what the other is thinking. It’s like you’re both in the same head, but you’re not. You’re just both annoying.
We both saw the same ugly shirt. I said, 'That shirt is the worst.' She said, 'I was about to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
He looked at the same dumb math problem I did. I said, 'You think that’s hard too.' He said, 'I was about to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
We were both looking at the same boring movie. I said, 'You think that’s boring too.' He said, 'I was about to say that.' I said, 'You’re just copying me.'
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