I can see my self in your bed

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something you say when you spot a hot person in a bed and you're thinking about taking their clothes off or just stealing their blanket
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm not even drunk yet.
Your bed looks so comfy, I might just die in it.
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm already plotting how to make you my personal pillow.
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a way to tell someone you're so attracted to them you want to crash their bed and maybe take a nap with them
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm not even wearing pants.
You're in your bed, I'm in my pajamas, and I'm ready to fight for your blanket.
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm not even pretending I don't want to be your pillow.
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a phrase you yell when you're so hot you think you can just walk into someone's bed and make them your personal snack
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm already thinking about stealing your snacks.
Your bed is like a buffet, and I'm here to eat.
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm not even done eating my cereal yet.
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what you say when you think you're so good-looking you deserve to be in someone else's bed and maybe steal their blanket
I can see my self in your bed, and I've got a plan to steal your blanket.
Your bed looks like it wants me more than you do.
I can see my self in your bed, and I've already taken over your pillow.
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a phrase you use when you're so into someone you think you can just walk into their bed and maybe take a selfie with them
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm ready to take a selfie with your pillow.
Your bed is my new favorite spot for selfies.
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm already posting it on Instagram.
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what you say when you're so smug you think you can just walk into someone's bed and make them your new sidekick
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm your new sidekick.
Your bed is now my new base of operations.
I can see my self in your bed, and I'm already giving you orders.
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