I can only piss with the cock i've got

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A British way of saying you’re stuck with whatever you’ve got and no one else is going to help you fix it, so you might as well just deal with it and shut up.

My dad said that after I tried to fix his leaky tap with a sock and a rubber band.

My cousin yelled that when I showed up to her birthday party in pajamas and a hat made of socks.

My teacher used it when I tried to write my essay with a crayon and got 30 points taken off.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When someone doesn’t like what you did, but you didn’t have the tools or the brains to make it better, so you just have to suffer.

My mom said that when I tried to clean my room with a mop and ended up flooding the hallway.

My brother said that when I tried to cook dinner and burned the toast, the soup, and my eyebrows.

My dog used that look when I tried to train him with a laser pointer and a disco ball.

by Slangipedia 11d ago