I can neither confirm nor deny

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It’s like telling someone you’re too lazy to lie or too scared to tell the truth. You’re just throwing them a bone and hoping they’ll chew it to death.
When my mom asked if I did my homework, I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I didn’t do it.
My boss asked if the project was on track. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' He knew I messed up.
My friend asked if I stole his lunch. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' He knew I did.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s when you’re trying to be smart without actually being smart. You’re just saying stuff that sounds important but means nothing.
When my teacher asked if I cheated, I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I did.
My dad asked if I cleaned my room. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' He knew I didn’t.
My crush asked if I liked her. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I did.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s like saying, 'I’m not going to tell you the truth, but I also won’t lie to your face.' You’re being a coward and a tease all at once.
My brother asked if I told his girlfriend he’s ugly. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' He knew I did.
My neighbor asked if I broke his fence. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' He knew I did.
My mom asked if I ate the last slice of pizza. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I did.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s like giving someone a middle finger but with words. You’re being vague, annoying, and probably hiding something.
My teacher asked if I passed the test. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I failed.
My dad asked if I did my chores. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' He knew I didn’t.
My crush asked if I liked her. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I did.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s when you’re being a drama queen and a sneak baller all in one. You’re not saying yes or no, but you’re making it a big deal.
My mom asked if I did my homework. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I didn’t.
My teacher asked if I cheated. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I did.
My dad asked if I cleaned my room. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' He knew I didn’t.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s when you’re hiding something but you don’t want to admit it. You’re like a sneaky little rat with a mouth full of cheese.
My teacher asked if I did my homework. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I didn’t.
My dad asked if I did my chores. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' He knew I didn’t.
My crush asked if I liked her. I said, 'I can neither confirm nor deny.' She knew I did.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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