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Lying to people until they believe you and then stealing their money.

I told my cousin I could fix his car for $20. He believed me. Now he's out $20 and I'm out a screwdriver.

She said she'd help me move. I believed her. Now I'm stuck with her and her 300 pounds of junk.

He promised me a free pizza. I believed him. Now I'm paying for a whole damn buffet.

Making people feel like they're getting a deal, but you're the one who's getting rich.

I told my brother I'd split the bill. He believed me. Now I owe him $20 and he's got a full stomach.

My mom said I could borrow her car. I believed her. Now I've got a dent in the hood and a $500 bill.

He said I could have his old phone. I believed him. Now I've got a broken screen and a $100 bill.

Talking people into the worst ideas and then acting like it's their fault.

I convinced my friend to eat a whole pie. Now he's sick and I'm laughing at him.

She said I could paint her house. I believed her. Now her house is pink and I'm out $50.

He told me I could win the lottery. I believed him. Now I'm out $20 and I still have no money.

Making people believe you're the best friend they ever had, then leaving them with a $100 bill.

I said I'd help him move. He believed me. Now he's out $100 and I'm out a broken chair.

She told me I could borrow her phone. I believed her. Now I've got a broken screen and a $20 bill.

He said we could split the bill. I believed him. Now I'm out $50 and he's got a full stomach.

Making people think you're the most trustworthy person, then stealing their last $20.

I told my friend I'd help him move. He believed me. Now he's out $20 and I'm laughing at him.

She said I could borrow her phone. I believed her. Now I've got a broken screen and a $10 bill.

He told me I could win the lottery. I believed him. Now I'm out $20 and I still have no money.