I can host

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When you have a place all to yourself so you can bring people over for wild sex and no one judges you.

I can host because my mom is out of town and my dad is passed out on the couch.

My apartment is empty so I can bring all my friends over for group sex.

I can host because my roommate is on a date and won't be back until midnight.

You have a house that's totally yours so you can bring people over to do whatever you want without anyone else getting in the way.

I can host because my house is empty and I have a big bed.

My house is mine so I can bring my crush over and we can do stuff.

I can host because I live alone and no one is watching me.

You have a place where you can let people come over and do whatever you want because no one else is there to complain.

My place is empty so I can bring my friends over for wild sex.

I can host because I live alone and no one is watching me.

My house is empty so I can bring my ex back over and make them regret leaving.

You have a house that's all yours so you can bring people over to do stuff without anyone else being around to bother you.

I can host because my house is empty and I have no one to bother me.

I can host because my roommate is gone and my dog is asleep.

My place is empty so I can bring my crush over and do stuff without anyone seeing.

You have a house that no one else lives in so you can bring people over for whatever you want without anyone else getting in the way.

I can host because my house is empty and no one else is there.

My house is mine so I can bring my friends over and do whatever I want.

I can host because no one else is in my house and I have all the space.