I can has cheese burger?

A stupid question asked by a brainless kid who wants a cheese burger, probably because they're too lazy to spell it right. It’s usually said when they’re drooling at the sight of one.

A loud, obnoxious way of saying you want a cheese burger, like you’re the only one who matters and everyone else is stupid.

A weak attempt at sounding cool while asking for a cheese burger, like you’re trying to impress someone who’s already annoyed.

A stupid phrase said by a kid who can’t spell and thinks they’re fancy, usually right before they eat the whole thing and regret it.

A loud, annoying way of asking for a cheese burger, like you’re the king of the snack world and everyone else is just a peasant.

A dumb question used by a brain-dead kid who wants a cheese burger and thinks they’re being clever, like they’ve discovered the secret to life.