i can go to sleep

I’ll be snoring so loud you’ll think the apocalypse started

I’ll dream about tacos and not you

I’ll sleep through your entire life story

I’ll be dead to the world and you’ll be stuck with my ghost

I’ll sleep so hard you’ll need a jackhammer to wake me

I’ll vanish into the land of no thoughts

I’ll sleep for three days and you’ll call it ‘The Slumber of Doom’

I’ll take a nap so long my bed starts a revolution

I’ll fall asleep during your speech and it’ll be legendary