I can draw anything

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A person who claims they can draw anything, even if they’ve never seen it and their drawing looks like a raccoon threw up on a stick.
I can draw anything, even your face when you’re mad.
I can draw anything, like a perfect circle. (It looked like a blob.)
I can draw anything, even a dragon. (It had three legs and a mustache.)
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Someone who says they can draw anything, but it’s more like they can draw anything if you don’t look too closely.
I can draw anything, like a unicorn. (It looked like a horse with a bad hair day.)
I can draw anything, even a pizza. (It looked like a math problem.)
I can draw anything, even your mom. (She looked like a confused potato.)
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A person who says they can draw anything, but it’s more like they can draw anything if you don’t care too much.
I can draw anything, even a spaceship. (It looked like a cereal box with a face.)
I can draw anything, even a cat. (It had four legs and a frown.)
I can draw anything, even a cake. (It looked like a science experiment.)
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A person who says they can draw anything, but it’s more like they can draw anything if you don’t question them.
I can draw anything, even a robot. (It had a head and a stick.)
I can draw anything, even a tree. (It looked like a lumpy spaghetti noodle.)
I can draw anything, even your dad. (He looked like a sad hot dog.)
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A person who says they can draw anything, but they probably just drew something and called it anything.
I can draw anything, even a dinosaur. (It had a head and a tail, and a question mark.)
I can draw anything, even a bird. (It looked like a confused pencil.)
I can draw anything, even a butterfly. (It had three wings and a bad attitude.)
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