i can do it better

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someone says 'i can do it better' right before they try to mess up your work and end up looking like a train wreck
my cousin said 'i can do it better' and turned my pizza into a blob of cheese and sauce
my brother tried to fix my drawing and it looked like a toddler had a meltdown
my friend said 'i can do it better' and ruined my speech with a bunch of bad jokes
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when someone decides to make a list of the grossest things ever and puts them in the worst order possible
my sister made a list of the worst stuff ever and put a camel fisting on the road before the gummy worm disaster
my cousin’s list started with a woman pushing a can out of her pussy and ended with a guy shoving his arm up another woman’s snatch
my friend made a list that started with a woman sitting on an arm and ended with someone fisting on a boat
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