I can count to potato.

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You say this when someone’s online nonsense is so stupid you can’t even think of a proper insult.

Bro just said the sky is green because he doesn’t know what blue is. I can count to potato.

This guy claims he invented the wheel. I can count to potato.

She posted a 30-minute video of her cat blinking. I can count to potato.

You yell this when someone’s online ramble is so dumb it makes your brain shut down.

He tried to explain the moon landing with a pizza. I can count to potato.

She wrote a whole essay on why clouds are confused. I can count to potato.

This kid thinks gravity is a conspiracy. I can count to potato.

You whisper this when someone’s online blabber is so idiotic you’re too embarrassed to yell.

He said the Earth is flat and made a video to prove it. I can count to potato.

She spent an hour explaining why socks are alive. I can count to potato.

This man thinks he’s a superhero because he owns a hat. I can count to potato.

You scream this when someone’s online nonsense is so bad it makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

He tried to fight the internet with a banana. I can count to potato.

She wrote a poem about how the sun is a sad man. I can count to potato.

This guy thinks the internet is a real person who owes him money. I can count to potato.

You mutter this under your breath when someone’s online drivel is so dumb you’re too tired to argue.

He posted a 1000-word essay on why potatoes are better than people. I can count to potato.

She spends her life trying to prove that 2 + 2 = 5. I can count to potato.

This kid thinks he’s a god because he knows how to spell ‘god.’ I can count to potato.