I can change him

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A girl's way of saying she'll take a broke, lazy guy, dump money on him, and hope he turns into a real man. He usually turns into a smelly, broke man instead.

'I can change him. He just needs a little cash and a good look.'

'He's a lost cause, but I can change him. Probably.'

'I can change him. Or I can just leave him in the gutter.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When a girl thinks she can take a hot mess and turn him into a hot guy. She's usually wrong and ends up with a hot mess who smells like old pizza.

'He's a hot mess, but I can change him. I swear.'

'I can change him. He just needs a shower and a new life.'

'I can change him. Or he can change me. Either way, I lose.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A girl's excuse for buying a broke guy, hoping he'll become rich. He usually becomes richer in smell and poorer in money.

'I can change him. He just needs a little cash and a lot of luck.'

'He's broke, but I can change him. Maybe.'

'I can change him. Or he can change me. Either way, I'm stuck with him.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago